The Official Status Update Thread: Part 34 - Steel Magnolias

[db1959]

Doh

 

[HotPocket]

You... Son.. of.. a...

 

[handgun]

Morphine makes my skin itch

 

[MrsGungho]

Oh man, I am so sorry. Hope youre feeling better now.

My sister gets those. Only thing that helps is liquid morphine

I am better now.. packed up the camper, unpacked the camper, all while trying to maintain a calm so no one would notice how bad it was. Once I got everything put away inside I took a Vicodin, put a cold rag on my eyes and passed out.


I see I missed all the cameras yesterday

 

[db1959]

I am better now.. packed up the camper, unpacked the camper, all while trying to maintain a calm so no one would notice how bad it was. Once I got everything put away inside I took a Vicodin, put a cold rag on my eyes and passed out.


I see I missed all the cameras yesterday

Good to hear you are better.

 

[db1959]

Everyone must be looking at the pics

 

[MrsGungho]

Everyone must be looking at the pics

tucking the boy in

9 years old and he still wants a hug and kiss goodnight and for me to straighten his covers

 

[GBuck]

Good point. What do you take?

Hydrocodone

 

[db1959]

Hydrocodone

That stuff gives me a headache.

 

[handgun]

Oxycodine makes me happy i request it for all my ails

 

[GBuck]

Morphine makes my skin itch

Yeahhh.. The one time I took it, at a hospital, I went blind almost immediately (everything turned white, like I was staring into a bright light), My fever went from 101.5 to 104.5 and I threw up.

 

[GBuck]

The Doctors said that If I had taken a pill of it or was not at a hospital when I took it I probably would not have lived.

 

[GBuck]

I was also the first case of West Nile Virus in Marion County and one of the first in the state.

 

[GBuck]

They thought I had meningitis until I got test results back on my follow up appointment a week later. They said they got lucky that the cocktail of antibiotics they put me on for the alleged meningitis worked on the West Nile.

 

[GBuck]

By the time of my follow up appointment the West Nile scare was all over the news.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Every one taking a nap??

Nah, I'm taking a .

 

[MrsGungho]

Nah, I'm taking a .

TMI Robb

TMI

 

[theweakerbrother]

 

[MrsGungho]

now where did everyone go?

heartburn

yuck

 

[handgun]

Does anyone elae rather enjoy taking a poop on the clock amd getting paid to.do it?