The Official Status Update Thread: Part 31 - Beyond Thunderdome

[Suprtek]

My head is killing me.

You can't have any of my drugs.

 

[Scutter01]

A nice female intern?

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[HotPocket]

Those interns usually just get you in trouble. Then they sell their blue dress on ebay.

 

[Suprtek]

I did it again!

 

[SEIndSAM]

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Actually, I'm going to be driving right through Chicago tomorrow too. If I had any idea what you did, I'd swing by there and save you a trip. I have to go all the way to the tropical paradise of Milwaukee.

 

[Scutter01]

Actually, I'm going to be driving right through Chicago tomorrow too. If I had any idea what you did, I'd swing by there and save you a trip. I have to go all the way to the tropical paradise of Milwaukee.

You know how to troubleshoot a flaky MPLS circuit?

 

[Sylvain]

Hello guys.

 

[Sylvain]

Any dog owners/expert among you?
I have a dog related question.

 

[SEIndSAM]

You know how to troubleshoot a flaky MPLS circuit?

I have no idea what your talking about. I'm in the Lumber business. If it was a matter of plugging in a cable, that I can do though.

 

[Scutter01]

Any dog owners/expert among you?
I have a dog related question.

Always make sure you're kissing the end with two eyes, not the end with only one eye.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Any dog owners/expert among you?
I have a dog related question.

Lets hear it??

 

[GBuck]

Any dog owners/expert among you?
I have a dog related question.

I'm listening.... Not an expert, but I'm really good with them and I've had them all my life.

 

[Suprtek]

You know how to troubleshoot a flaky MPLS circuit?

Nope, but I know how to shoot a troubled flake from the circus. Will that help?



Sorry, these drugs must really be getting to me....

 

[Sylvain]

Always make sure you're kissing the end with two eyes, not the end with only one eye.

That was not really my question.

 

[HotPocket]

Always make sure you're kissing the end with two eyes, not the end with only one eye.

 

[Suprtek]

Any dog owners/expert among you?
I have a dog related question.

I once knew a guy that saw a dog licking himself and said "Man, I wish I could do that!" I told him "You can try it if you want but I'm not holding him down for you."

 

[Scutter01]

That was not really my question.

Maybe not, but it's always the right answer.

 

[SEIndSAM]

One of our dogs is funny. If you give her a rawhide bone, she wants to bury it. But there are only so many places she can hide a bone in the TV room. She will walk around for an hour worried about what to do with the bone. Then she will try to hide it in the back of my chair or between me and the recliner.

I don't know why she doesn't just eat it.???

 

[SEIndSAM]

I once knew a guy that saw a dog licking himself and said "Man, I wish I could do that!" I told him "You can try it if you want but I'm not holding him down for you."

 

[HandK]

Maybe not, but it's always the right answer.

Troff!!