The Magic Green Cap ...
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room after a home mishap. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN CAP. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the cap.
It also works at BMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!
I saw the shirt at the surplus store the other day, I wanted it real bad.