The Official Status Update Thread: Part 116 - Internet. Friend or Foe?

[Trigger Time]

I can tell her everything.She's pretty awesome.

Last time a girl (poor girl with bad eyesight) was hitting on me I told her.
She asked me if she was hot and if I banged her.She was fine with either answer.

WOW

 

[Sylvain]

WOW

It's not cheating if she knows.

 

[Shadow]

It's not cheating if she knows.

and do you feel the same way she does ?

 

[Trigger Time]

It's not cheating if she knows.

But are you ok with her banging anyone else?

 

[red_zr24x4]

Hey TT I told my lady about your plan to take me to a strip club.

Actually she asked if she could come too.
Not only she's fine with me going to a strip club she would come with me and probably give me some dolla' bills for me to have fun with the girls.

I can tell her everything.She's pretty awesome.

Last time a girl (poor girl with bad eyesight) was hitting on me I told her.
She asked me if she was hot and if I banged her.She was fine with either answer.

It's not cheating if she knows.

WOW

See what he's not telling you guys is his "Lady" is his right hand, The poor girl was his left hand.. you know where this is going.....

 

[Sylvain]

But are you ok with her banging anyone else?

Of course, as long as she's hot and I can watch!

 

[Trigger Time]

See what he's not telling you guys is his "Lady" is his right hand, The poor girl was his left hand.. you know where this is going.....

No I've met her she is real.

 

[Trigger Time]

Of course, as long as she's hot and I can watch!

you french people crack me up

 

[Trigger Time]

I dont share. I'll nuke a village

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Hey, I'm kinda hot and though I'm not that into it, if you really want to watch I could show you a thing or two...

 

[Sylvain]

you french people crack me up

 

[Sylvain]

Hey, I'm kinda hot and though I'm not that into it, if you really want to watch I could show you a thing or two...

 

[red_zr24x4]

Hey, I'm kinda hot and though I'm not that into it, if you really want to watch I could show you a thing or two...

Someone needs to post some eye bleach for the image that popped into my mind.
It involved paintcraft's AV,

 

[Sylvain]

Someone needs to post some eye bleach for the image that popped into my mind

I blocked the image before it popped!
Why would you let it pop???

 

[red_zr24x4]

I couldn't help it!
I think I'm going blinm/.?

 

[Birds Away]

Hey, I'm kinda hot and though I'm not that into it, if you really want to watch I could show you a thing or two...

I've noticed you're also incredibly modest.

 

[Birds Away]

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Don't make me post a picture of myself.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

BA, that would get me in all types of trouble, from the socks up.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Okay, I think my vision is returning to normal, that was a close one, thought I was going blind there for a minute.
Thanks BA, I think that will aid greatly in the recovery of my sight.