The Official Status Update Thread: Part 115 - SNOWMAGGEDON (The White Death)

[Birds Away]

"Ok, rule number one, don't ****ing shoot me..."

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Did you have pants on?
It could be weight in your pockets.

Pants? Come on now!

I could use a donut.

Can't we all.

I saw your picture. You need a sammich.

Yeah, donut bacon sammich! Sylvain has a tape worm farm on his large intestines!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

You can hire a woman for that purpose, probably cheaper than a doctor, depending on your copay. If you're on obamacare, you're all out of pocket short of major surgery anyway, plus all those premiums.

 

[Birds Away]

Pants? Come on now!

Can't we all.

Yeah, donut bacon sammich! Sylvain has a tape worm farm on his large intestines!

He's not big enough to have a large intestines. He must have two small ones.

 

[Birds Away]

You can hire a woman for that purpose, probably cheaper than a doctor, depending on your copay. If you're on obamacare, you're all out of pocket short of major surgery anyway, plus all those premiums.

Uncle Sugar covers me.

 

[Crbn79]

Odd ball question: Anyone know of a place to get a good deal on Yellow parking stops for parking lots?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

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"Ok, rule number one, don't ****ing shoot me..."

Redhead woman with a gun!

 

[Birds Away]

 

[Sylvain]

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"Ok, rule number one, don't ****ing shoot me..."

Who's that old petson? Is he lost?

Pants? Come on now!

Can't we all.

Yeah, donut bacon sammich! Sylvain has a tape worm farm on his large intestines!

I just cant get fat no matter how much Oreos I eat.Or ice cream or whatever junk food I eat.

just

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Oh goodness, "How It's Made" is doing maxipads right now.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Odd ball question: Anyone know of a place to get a good deal on Yellow parking stops for parking lots?

How many do you want??

 

[Sylvain]

He's not big enough to have a large intestines. He must have two small ones.

Lol

 

[Crbn79]

How many do you want??

lol, I don't know if I can afford them all right now, but I'm looking at 15 total.

 

[Birds Away]

 

[SEIndSAM]

lol, I don't know if I can afford them all right now, but I'm looking at 15 total.

Probably Grainger.com for a small quantity.

 

[mom45]

I had one one time that got all emaciated by the time her nose cleared up, then the infection moved to her uterus (or a new opportunistic one came in), and she blew up like she was a week past due. The evening before I was going to take her in to the cat mechanic, I went in and found she'd basically exploded in my bathroom, shooting a viscous gray liquid all the way across the room, then went in and left a puddle on my bed. Heck of a mess. She finally came out looking all guilty and helpless. I gave her a bath. Still took her to the vet, where she had a hysterectomy. She got all better.

I'm glad to hear you take good care of your kitties. Some folks don't seem to think they are important.

I just got on the scale. Holy crap!!! Now I'm depress, I need comfort food! Lots of comfort food!!

Don't do that. I have a scale somewhere, but I stay off of it. It lies.

I could use a donut.

Hubby bought donuts the other morning.

 

[Birds Away]

Hi Mom.

 

[Crbn79]

Probably Grainger.com for a small quantity.

Thanks, they are running about the same price as ordering online and shipping.

 

[chocktaw2]

Good afternoon people!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Thanks, they are running about the same price as ordering online and shipping.

Could probably do a little midnight shopping at an abandoned lot...