The Official Status Update Thread: Part 115 - SNOWMAGGEDON (The White Death)

[mom45]

Upper Respiratory Infection. Coughing, sneezing & fever.

That's what Leroy just got over. He's doing a lot better. I hope your kitty feel better soon. It's like having a sick baby.

What the hell is going on in here!? I see ball tracks in the snow leading to this thread!!


OH OH DEAR JELLO!!!!! A dude in a dress!!!

Snap started it. I just had to let her know I saw him!!

Kitty with a cold can lose a lot of weight. They won't eat what they can't smell, and if they smell nothing, that's what they'll eat. Had it happen a few times.

Leroy has no issues with losing weight or his appetite.

 

[Sylvain]

It's only fair ladies can check out half naked men in kilts if guys are doing the same with girls.

I know what to wear for Snapdragon's birthday party now.
Oh yeah, she likes big socks.

I checked twice to make sure I wrote socks right.

 

[Crbn79]

hey ey im just trying to be well traveled and cultural. That's how tey say hi in their native French language. I read it in a magazine I borrowed from skulldaddy called meat me

Did this "magazine" have many pages stuck together with what seemed to be Elmer's glue?

 

[Sylvain]

Did this "magazine" have many pages stuck together with what seemed to be Elmer's glue?

I was about to ask that but decided not to ...

 

[Birds Away]

What's the hubbub, bub?

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I had one one time that got all emaciated by the time her nose cleared up, then the infection moved to her uterus (or a new opportunistic one came in), and she blew up like she was a week past due. The evening before I was going to take her in to the cat mechanic, I went in and found she'd basically exploded in my bathroom, shooting a viscous gray liquid all the way across the room, then went in and left a puddle on my bed. Heck of a mess. She finally came out looking all guilty and helpless. I gave her a bath. Still took her to the vet, where she had a hysterectomy. She got all better.

 

[Trigger Time]

Rolling fast in here today.

Hehehe

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I just got on the scale. Holy crap!!! Now I'm depress, I need comfort food! Lots of comfort food!!

 

[Birds Away]

I just got on the scale. Holy crap!!! Now I'm depress, I need comfort food! Lots of comfort food!!

I went to the doctor's office last week. I just want to say that I did not endure a thoroughly ugly divorce to now be *****ed at by some woman I don't even know.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I went to the doctor's office last week. I just want to say that I did not endure a thoroughly ugly divorce to now be *****ed at by some woman I don't even know.

. . . You need a donut? I got lots!

 

[Sylvain]

I just got on the scale. Holy crap!!! Now I'm depress, I need comfort food! Lots of comfort food!!

Did you have pants on?
It could be weight in your pockets.

 

[Birds Away]

. . . You need a donut? I got lots!

It just seemed wrong. The last time I had a woman *****ing at me constantly I paid good money for it.

 

[Birds Away]

. . . You need a donut? I got lots!

I could use a donut.

 

[Sylvain]

. . . You need a donut? I got lots!

I love donuts.
Last one I had was probably last year.

 

[Birds Away]

I love donuts.
Last one I had was probably last year.

I saw your picture. You need a sammich.

 

[Sylvain]

I saw your picture. You need a sammich.

I do!
And a donut.

 

[Birds Away]

I do!
And a donut.

By all means. Eat a whole bag.

 

[Crbn79]

I love donuts.
Last one I had was probably last year.

I picked up 5 dozen Longs glazed donuts a few weekends ago. It was amazing!

 

[Sylvain]

I picked up 5 dozen Longs glazed donuts a few weekends ago. It was amazing!

Never bought more than 4 at a time.
Donuts are not real popular over here.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Never bought more than 4 at a time.
Donuts are not real popular over here.