The Official Status Update Thread: Part 113 - The Internet Rises

[Mr Evilwrench]

My son is second generation C-Section (actually I think m'lady is the only one in the house that came out voluntarily) and I got to witness it all. In fact, I almost had to restrain myself from telling the doctor to let me cut her (different wife) but that probably wouldn't have ended well.

 

[KJQ6945]

You should do an 18 year long AAR of your child's birth on INGO. For all future ingoers to reference

It sounds good, but every one is different. And this is why books written by well intentioned libs don't work.

 

[mbills2223]

It sounds good, but every one is different. And this is why books written by well intentioned libs don't work.

Reading is for squares anyway (don't tell my professors)

 

[Sylvain]

What? He doesn't respect you!
We dont either (I mean we dont respect him, we kinda respect you ... sorta).

 

[RobbyMaQ]

When I see pregnant women I always say "Wow you got a hell of a belly, you should lay off the beer" and then I rub their belly without getting permission, and ask how the baby is coming along. They always love this.

 

[Sylvain]

When I see pregnant women I always say "Wow you got a hell of a belly, you should lay off the beer" and then I rub their belly without getting permission, and ask how the baby is coming along. They always love this.

Unless that lady is actually not pregnant ...

 

[mbills2223]

When I see pregnant women I always say "Wow you got a hell of a belly, you should lay off the beer" and then I rub their belly without getting permission, and ask how the baby is coming along. They always love this.

I'm gonna try that!

 

[1911ly]

When I see pregnant women I always say "Wow you got a hell of a belly, you should lay off the beer" and then I rub their belly without getting permission, and ask how the baby is coming along. They always love this.

With that boyish face you can get way with it! I'd get whacked and the popo called!!

 

[KJQ6945]

When I see pregnant women I always say "Wow you got a hell of a belly, you should lay off the beer" and then I rub their belly without getting permission, and ask how the baby is coming along. They always love this.

I always want to, but my wife always stops me. I call her fun sucker.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I wouldn't go into such a maneuver as a rookie. You need practice. You should try it on CM first. zing!

And with that I am out... see some of you tomorrow! be safe!

 

[1911ly]

What? He doesn't respect you!
We dont either (I mean we dont respect him, we kinda respect you ... sorta).

 

[1911ly]

I wouldn't go into such a maneuver as a rookie. You need practice. You should try it on CM first. zing!

And with that I am out... see some of you tomorrow! be safe!

Have a great nite Robby!

 

[mbills2223]

I'm addicted to meh.com

 

[KJQ6945]

Night Robby.

 

[KJQ6945]

I'm addicted to meth.com

Druggy!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

When you encounter a pregnant woman do not ever ask her "when were they due?" That doesn't go over well.

 

[mbills2223]

Druggy!

I'll admit, I scrolled up to double check my post

 

[actaeon277]

I go away for a mere day and you guys are like 80 pages further.

 

[Sylvain]

 

[actaeon277]

You guys seem to be having fun on the other side of the pond