The Official Status Update Thread: Part 113 - The Internet Rises

[mbills2223]

The way I see it, tattoo has been done. only thing left is naming a child after INGO. I will pass the good news onto the rest of the staff

Great! I'll start planning my own funeral...

 

[mbills2223]

That's awesome! I remember my first kid's birth!

I'm pretty nervous, but very excited

 

[KJQ6945]

I evny you. I almost bought a BAR. the 10 grand price scared me a bit. When I when back to get it, it was gone :-(

I just shot it, wasn't mine. It was the Wild West days at Atterbury, dude showed up with a sten. "wanna shoot it?"

 

[RobbyMaQ]

It'll be fine!
Have you two got siblings with kids to help out with advice and such?

 

[1911ly]

I'm pretty nervous, but very excited

Na, It will be awesome. I even sat threw a C section.

 

[mbills2223]

It'll be fine!
Have you two got siblings with kids to help out with advice and such?

She does, I don't. Although, to be honest... well... I probably won't be taking their advice, I'll put it that way.

 

[1911ly]

I just shot it, wasn't mine. It was the Wild West days at Atterbury, dude showed up with a sten. "wanna shoot it?"

hell yeah!!!

 

[mbills2223]

Na, It will be awesome. I even sat threw a C section.

I've been well prepped over the last few years to handle blood, cutting, so on and so forth...thanks pharmacy school

 

[RobbyMaQ]

She does, I don't. Although, to be honest... well... I probably won't be taking their advice, I'll put it that way.

Well... I think most go through this. the first kid, you do everything by the book and what the docs say.
All kids after that just roll around in dirt until you don't recognize them and have to wash them off to know who they are.

 

[KJQ6945]

She does, I don't. Although, to be honest... well... I probably won't be taking their advice, I'll put it that way.

I'll give one piece of advice.
Dont read stupid books, written by Libs. Listen to the old people that actually raised kids. You know who the people you respect are.

 

[1911ly]

I've been well prepped over the last few years to handle blood, cutting, so on and so forth...thanks pharmacy school

LOL, just take some valium. Sure you can find that!

 

[1911ly]

I'll give one piece of advice.
Dont read stupid books, written by Libs. Listen to the old people that actually raised kids. You know who the people you respect are.

QFT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KJQ6945]

hell yeah!!!

It's like you heard my answer.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I'll give one piece of advice.
Dont read stupid books, written by Libs. Listen to the old people that actually raised kids. You know who the people you respect are.

^ Good stuff right there.

I'll add you're going to have a blast. It's going to remind you of yourself as a kid a lot! Both the good parts & the bad parts of you! But it's all great!

 

[Sylvain]

I'll give one piece of advice.
Dont read stupid books, written by Libs. Listen to the old people that actually raised kids. You know who the people you respect are.

So he shouldn't ask advice on INGO.

 

[1911ly]

So he shouldn't ask advice on INGO.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

You should do an 18 year long AAR of your child's birth on INGO. For all future ingoers to reference

 

[KJQ6945]

So he shouldn't ask advice on INGO.

Sylvain gets it!

 

[mbills2223]

Well... I think most go through this. the first kid, you do everything by the book and what the docs say.
All kids after that just roll around in dirt until you don't recognize them and have to wash them off to know who they are.

I've told her that we aren't going to be "those parents." I know enough to know when we need to seek medical attention and when we don't, but I'm told that this can all fly out the door when the kid is actually here. I'm also a firm believer that too clean of an environment puts a kid at increased risk down the road (lots of literature to back me up). Here is hoping I find a nice middle ground

I'll give one piece of advice.
Dont read stupid books, written by Libs. Listen to the old people that actually raised kids. You know who the people you respect are.

There will be no risk of that

LOL, just take some valium. Sure you can find that!

I really hate taking drugs, ironically enough (or maybe it's not ironic at all.

^ Good stuff right there.

I'll add you're going to have a blast. It's going to remind you of yourself as a kid a lot! Both the good parts & the bad parts of you! But it's all great!

As soon as we have sex, I'll be buying some 2A gear

 

[mbills2223]

You should do an 18 year long AAR of your child's birth on INGO. For all future ingoers to reference

Hah! How quickly do you think people would be calling for my ban?!?!