Most people see it is a big burly jackass with no emotion who only does guy stuff. Like crush beer cans on his head and wrestle bears. Ok well maybe not THAT much guy stuff but yeah
My thoughts too
Did you see the tags?
Yeah you don't really strike me as that type...
Well there's your answer!
Wait you never saw a bear? Like ever???
You don't have them in zoos or anything like that?
Well yeah we don't exactly have bears roaming around Indianapolis but I've seen one before. Not close enough to pet it or anything of course
I know there are bears in Brown County. Many many years ago I was with some friends and we got hit by one. Honest. We think it must have been running down a hill chasing something and it ran right into the side of the van we were in. There was fur and blood all over the place.
I don't know how it is down there now, but I can tell you that roughly 20 years ago there was at least one bear