The Official Status Update Thread: Part 111 - Ingoluminati

[KJQ6945]

Find one with a CZ.

Or maybe a really sexy 1911....... Getting shipped tomorrow.

 

[actaeon277]

do you know how hard it is to find a girl holding a gun with a good trigger finger?!

QFT

 

[MrsGungho]

Or maybe a really sexy 1911....... Getting shipped tomorrow.

wait, i told you I would pick that up for you

 

[Sylvain]

do you know how hard it is to find a girl holding a gun with a good trigger finger?!

QFT!

Or one that is not fully nude.

 

[mom45]

wait, i told you I would pick that up for you

I volunteered multiple times to no avail.

 

[MrsGungho]

I volunteered multiple times to no avail.

I think he doesn't trust us

 

[KJQ6945]

Did the girls say something?

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Very cool, Sylvain. Viva la France.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Did the girls say something?

I didn't hear nothin'.

 

[MrsGungho]

I didn't hear nothin'.

typical male response.

 

[KJQ6945]

I think he doesn't trust us

That would have been awesome if it was that easy. It's the last week of the year, and I have no days left to take off. The 4473 just doesn't allow for "it's not for me, it was to far for the guy to drive"

 

[MrsGungho]

That would have been awesome if it was that easy. It's the last week of the year, and I have no days left to take off. The 4473 just doesn't allow for "it's not for me, it was to far for the guy to drive"

well, I wasn't planning on getting it and bringing it back to you



least I'm honest

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

typical male response.

Typical female response:
How long has your car been screeching and/or grinding when you hit the brakes? "I don't know, a day or two."

 

[actaeon277]

Typical female response:
How long has your car been screeching and/or grinding when you hit the brakes? "I don't know, a day or two."

I thought if the light was important, there'd be a horn or something.

 

[chezuki]

Epic hilarity:

On an iOS device, find any Harleyrider_50 post, highlight it, and tap "speak". Hearing Siri read his posts phonetically is absolutely hysterical.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

I thought if the light was important, there'd be a horn or something.

It'd be funny, if it weren't true.

 

[MrsGungho]

Typical female response:
How long has your car been screeching and/or grinding when you hit the brakes? "I don't know, a day or two."

not me

I heard something underneath near the back, I crawled under and looked. Heat shield is not 100% attached.
My Dad encouraged me to learn basic maintenance on vehicles. I can usually diagnose something on my own.

But then again, I am not your typical female either

 

[mom45]

I think he doesn't trust us

And here we are family and all.

That would have been awesome if it was that easy. It's the last week of the year, and I have no days left to take off. The 4473 just doesn't allow for "it's not for me, it was to far for the guy to drive"

I said I would store it too.

Typical female response:
How long has your car been screeching and/or grinding when you hit the brakes? "I don't know, a day or two."

This is why there is a volume control on the radio. duh.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

not me

I heard something underneath near the back, I crawled under and looked. Heat shield is not 100% attached.
My Dad encouraged me to learn basic maintenance on vehicles. I can usually diagnose something on my own.

But then again, I am not your typical female either

I didn't say you were typical.

 

[mom45]

not me

I heard something underneath near the back, I crawled under and looked. Heat shield is not 100% attached.
My Dad encouraged me to learn basic maintenance on vehicles. I can usually diagnose something on my own.

But then again, I am not your typical female either

I usually diagnose what is wrong before he even looks at my vehicles and tell him what I think it is. Most times, I am correct.