i have a problem ....wife called..she wants to go to the movies this weekend...problem is she wants to go see Sex in the city 2....geezus..i'd rather poke hot nails in my eyes..but then i would still hear it....i need a good excuse..how do i get out of this,,,,ALIVE!!
I have a job where I can get called away into emergencies...
I'd definitely be having one of my staff call me with an "emergency".
Either that, or I'd just kill myself.