The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[Caleb]

Because I can any time I want, but I don't very often anymore. One of us is always tired. Even though he isn't working right now, the kids wear him out

Same here...just too tired, might have something to do with the fact my schedule is opposite to everybody else's schedule...

...BTW, sitting in a guard shack restless legs sucks...

 

[Birds Away]

Famous words: Why put off until tomorrow what you can knock the bottom out of today?

 

[Birds Away]

Same here...just too tired, might have something to do with the fact my schedule is opposite to everybody else's schedule...

...BTW, sitting in a guard shack restless legs sucks...

Sitting in a guard shack sucks all by itself.

 

[RedneckReject]

Famous words: Why put off until tomorrow what you can knock the bottom out of today?

Well when you put it that way! I might have to go to bed early tomorrow or something

 

[Birds Away]

It's very hard to live vicariously through other people's lives when they don't do anything.

 

[Birds Away]

Ok, that wasn't nearly as funny as I first thought.

 

[RedneckReject]

You don't want to live vicariously through me. My life is boring and sad. I never go out and do anything. I don't even remember the last time I wore any clothing other than my jammies or my work uniform. Tonight I'm sporting my super sexy jungle print muu muu

 

[Birds Away]

Be still my heart.

 

[Caleb]

Sitting in a guard shack sucks all by itself.

It has its perks

 

[Caleb]

You don't want to live vicariously through me. My life is boring and sad. I never go out and do anything. I don't even remember the last time I wore any clothing other than my jammies or my work uniform. Tonight I'm sporting my super sexy jungle print muu muu

 

[Birds Away]

It has its perks

Been there a few times. I can't think of one.

 

[Caleb]

Been there a few times. I can't think of one.

I can read books/newspapers, listen to radio, eat and drink in my shack, feed the raccoons...

 

[RedneckReject]

That's actually what I'm doing right now

 

[Birds Away]

Because I can any time I want, but I don't very often anymore. One of us is always tired. Even though he isn't working right now, the kids wear him out

You don't want to live vicariously through me. My life is boring and sad. I never go out and do anything. I don't even remember the last time I wore any clothing other than my jammies or my work uniform. Tonight I'm sporting my super sexy jungle print muu muu

I may have stumbled onto the problem.

 

[Birds Away]

I can read books/newspapers, listen to radio, eat and drink in my shack, feed the raccoons...

Not exactly what I would call perks.

 

[Caleb]

That's actually what I'm doing right now

What's on the menu tonight?

 

[Caleb]

Not exactly what I would call perks.

While I don't do it, but other guards would watch full length movies while at the shack.

 

[RedneckReject]

I may have stumbled onto the problem.

Yeah the muu muu does NOT inspire adult thoughts. But it is the most comfortable thing I have ever worn

 

[Birds Away]

Just kidding. I used to think my ex-wife went out of her way to find the least sexy thing she could possibly find. But, you know, she was just a *****.

 

[RedneckReject]

Sometimes it's all about comfort. When I come home from work after a tough day I just wanna take my teeth out and put on a muu muu