The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

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Yep, that's Mardi Gras.

One helpful hint for anyone going to Mardi Gras. In the morning get up and throw your shoes away. You don't want to keep them.

One more hint: don't wear sandals

 

[Birds Away]

So why Cowboy Bill?

 

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Only once. He called me a few months after that to see if I wanted to come "hang out" but I was seeing someone at the time. Even if I had still been single I would have said no

I guess that Cowboy didn't break In this horse!

 

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I had a horse once that squatted (yes I'm serious) and took a **** with me on it. I thought it was dying

 

[RedneckReject]

So why Cowboy Bill?

Long story, but it had to with a certain movie involving cowboys. NOT an appropriate movie to watch if you are trying to get a girl to sleep with you. Not a movie to watch at all if you are a straight man

 

[RedneckReject]

I had a horse once that squatted (yes I'm serious) and took a **** with me on it. I thought it was dying

Yeah they do squat. Some more than others. I've seen people fall off when that happens

 

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I've got my boots and gun belt on right now and that's it! My hat is being used as cover. I'm stranded at walmart can I get a ride?

 

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Yeah they do squat. Some more than others. I've seen people fall off when that happens

I'm no horse whisperer but I felt a bond with that horse after that. Too bad I had to eat it to survive my trek over the mountain

 

[Birds Away]

Long story, but it had to with a certain movie involving cowboys. NOT an appropriate movie to watch if you are trying to get a girl to sleep with you. Not a movie to watch at all if you are a straight man

Interesting. But he DID get into your knickers so, overall, that's a win for him.

 

[RedneckReject]

Interesting. But he DID get into your knickers so, overall, that's a win for him.

That was at a point in my life where pretty much anyone could get into my knickers. So long as I got to leave when we were done and never be heard from again. It was nice having a bunch of one hitter quitters

 

[RedneckReject]

I've got my boots and gun belt on right now and that's it! My hat is being used as cover. I'm stranded at walmart can I get a ride?

Which WalMart? I can be there in 5 minutes if you're at the neighborhood market. If you're by the interstate give me 15

 

[Birds Away]

That was at a point in my life where pretty much anyone could get into my knickers. So long as I got to leave when we were done and never be heard from again. It was nice having a bunch of one hitter quitters

Lots of people go through that phase. For some people that encompasses their entire life. That's kinda sad.

 

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Which WalMart? I can be there in 5 minutes if you're at the neighborhood market. If you're by the interstate give me 15

No I don't want you to see me like this! I feel like Bret michaels on a diabetic blackout, except the only *****es around me are 300lbs and slobbering on themselves

 

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I didn't really eat my horse RNR. I'm just ****ing with you. But I did eat horse meat twice and liked it

 

[RedneckReject]

I didn't really eat my horse RNR. I'm just ****ing with you. But I did eat horse meat twice and liked it

I've eaten it before and it isn't half bad. I have no issues with people eating any kind of meat to be honest. The meat we choose not to eat is purely a cultural thing. Other people think we're weird for eating cows and pigs. Meat's meat. I wouldn't eat my handsome stud, Domino, or anything but that's because I'm in love with him

 

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Lots of people go through that phase. For some people that encompasses their entire life. That's kinda sad.

Man when I was bouncing at clubs (just part time job for excitement), I ****ed so many girls I lost count. I'm truly lucky that my dick didn't fall off and I didn't catch anything. Made sure I got regular tests just to be safe. I was living life like there was no tomorrow because there might not have been. I'm glad those days are past me. It seemed at the time that I had soo many friends and was constantly with a companion, but I look back and realize it was the loneliest time of my life. Real Life is more than just having a warm body next to you in he morning.

 

[RedneckReject]

Lots of people go through that phase. For some people that encompasses their entire life. That's kinda sad.

I went through 2 nasty marriages. I just wanted to have fun for a while. It lasted about 6 months. Then one of those a-holes KEPT calling me. I eventually settled down. He was a persistent f***er!

 

[Trigger Time]

I've eaten it before and it isn't half bad. I have no issues with people eating any kind of meat to be honest. The meat we choose not to eat is purely a cultural thing. Other people think we're weird for eating cows and pigs. Meat's meat. I wouldn't eat my handsome stud, Domino, or anything but that's because I'm in love with him

Is that what SNS calls it?!

 

[RedneckReject]

Man when I was bouncing at clubs (just part time job for excitement), I ****ed so many girls I lost count. I'm truly lucky that my dick didn't fall off and I didn't catch anything. Made sure I got regular tests just to be safe. I was living life like there was no tomorrow because there might not have been. I'm glad those days are past me. It seemed at the time that I had soo many friends and was constantly with a companion, but I look back and realize it was the loneliest time of my life. Real Life is more than just having a warm body next to you in he morning.

QFT. A lot of us have to go through that phase to see the truth in those words though. I know I did. And I never had a warm body next to me in the morning. I usually left after they passed out. Hope none of them wanted breakfast

 

[Birds Away]

I have no problem with that. To each his own. I just think doing that long term is self-destructive. I could be wrong.