The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[db1959]

One more thing. Posting on a phone sucks worse than boats!!!

 

[Birds Away]

Have a good one, db.

 

[RedneckReject]

One more thing. Posting on a phone sucks worse than boats!!!

QFT!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

The pirate ship is ok.

Going to to try to get some sleep so I can wake up in 2.5 hours. Night all

Night DB!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Wow, no wonder she doesn't call.

Best 5 minutes of her life!!!!

 

[RedneckReject]

Wow, no wonder she doesn't call.

That just brought back some bad memories, but hilarious ones

 

[Birds Away]

The five minute wango tango rarely leaves one with good memories.

 

[chezuki]

[video=youtube_share;E1NpAbcNvHE]http://youtu.be/E1NpAbcNvHE[/video]

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Time to turn in! Got lots to do tomorrow!! Have a great day everyone!!

 

[Birds Away]

See ya, SD1.

 

[RedneckReject]

The five minute wango tango rarely leaves one with good memories.

Neither does an 8 second one

 

[RedneckReject]

Time to turn in! Got lots to do tomorrow!! Have a great day everyone!!

 

[Birds Away]

Neither does an 8 second one

I don't think I have ever had THAT bad of a night.

 

[Trigger Time]

Gotta keep old treasures!!! I still have pasties a stripper gave me in '84 while I was in Rhinelander Wisconsin! Boom Bay Lounge!! I loved that girl! For about 5 minutes!!

You win the internet today!
ive been to brothals, strip clubs, gentlemens clubs all around the world. Even bounced in one. One common theme I've found, women are business geniuses and men think with their peniz!
If she have you her pasties she must have loved your money

 

[Birds Away]

You win the internet today!
ive been to brothals, strip clubs, gentlemens clubs all around the world. Even bounced in one. One common theme I've found, women are business geniuses and men think with their peniz!
If she have you her pasties she must have loved your money

QFT. Smart strippers can make a pile of cash. Unfortunately, most of them make it but don't keep it.

 

[Trigger Time]

Did Mardi gra once! I was 16. We got ****ed up our car got stolen and we all got laid

 

[RedneckReject]

I don't think I have ever had THAT bad of a night.

It's a very sad story, but there's more than one reason I will forever refer to that man as Cowboy Bill. The 8 second ride is just one of them

 

[Birds Away]

Did Mardi gra once! I was 16. We got ****ed up our car got stolen and we all got laid

Yep, that's Mardi Gras.

One helpful hint for anyone going to Mardi Gras. In the morning get up and throw your shoes away. You don't want to keep them.

 

[Birds Away]

It's a very sad story, but there's more than one reason I will forever refer to that man as Cowboy Bill. The 8 second ride is just one of them

Sounds like that cowboy had a hair trigger.

 

[RedneckReject]

Sounds like that cowboy had a hair trigger.

Only once. He called me a few months after that to see if I wanted to come "hang out" but I was seeing someone at the time. Even if I had still been single I would have said no