The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[Trigger Time]

They get extra bacon. If you kill a terrorist, there should be a hog roast in your honor.

I know a guy who'd intentionally put ham on Muslims pizza when they'd come in

 

[Sylvain]

Swing by, I mean swim by, I've got a frozen pizza with your name on it.

Frozen is good since I have no idea when I will be able to eat it.

 

[Sylvain]

I know a guy who'd intentionally put ham on Muslims pizza when they'd come in

 

[jdmack79]

I know a guy who'd intentionally put ham on Muslims pizza when they'd come in

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I would hope that no one would do it to a Jew or Muslim.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

That was my thought.

 

[SEIndSAM]

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I would hope that no one would do it to a Jew or Muslim.

Yep, not cool.

 

[jdmack79]

I'm not sure why religious dietary restrictions concern people. Who cares if the Jews and Muslims don't eat pork? Buddhists or Hindus are allegedly vegetarian, but that doesn't bother people.

 

[KJQ6945]

Pork, the true test of who your friends are.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Pork, the true test of who your friends are.

And caffeine. I have a freind that is Morman. Never understood their prohibition of Caffeine.

 

[Trigger Time]

Pork, the true test of who your friends are.

I agree

 

[jdmack79]

Pork, the true test of who your friends are.

So an Indian, Cambodian, Malaysian, Israeli, Jordanian, Tajik, or Tanzanian can't be my friend?

 

[GregD]

Better call it a night

 

[Sylvain]

I'm not sure why religious dietary restrictions concern people. Who cares if the Jews and Muslims don't eat pork? Buddhists or Hindus are allegedly vegetarian, but that doesn't bother people.

I only care if I'm cooking for someone.

 

[jdmack79]

And caffeine. I have a freind that is Morman. Never understood their prohibition of Caffeine.

Caffeine is also a good test on whether someone should be at your door. I'm far more likely to open the door for someone who drinks a Mountain Dew than a guy on a bike, with a short sleeve shirt and a tie.

 

[KJQ6945]

Let me add, this is the break room, no Muslims were harmed in the making of this giant bacon pizza. Carry on.

 

[Sylvain]

So an Indian, Cambodian, Malaysian, Israeli, Jordanian, Tajik, or Tanzanian can't be my friend?

And any American who's vegeterian, or Muslim.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

And caffeine. I have a freind that is Morman. Never understood their prohibition of Caffeine.

Without caffine I mmight as well smash my head repeatedly with a sledge hammer.

 

[Trigger Time]

Thanks for the sig line kjq!

 

[jdmack79]

I was the ONLY white person on my street in Thailand. I didn't ever even see another white person within miles of my building. I never even saw one on my bus route. You can imagine my surprise when I had to talk to the Mormons who biked to my apartment on one of my days off.

 

[Trigger Time]

And any American who's vegeterian, or Muslim.

I don't discriminate. I hate everyone the same