The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[Snapdragon]

OMG, one more post to 5K for me.

 

[churchmouse]

OMG, one more post to 5K for me.

Go for it

 

[Birds Away]

OMG, one more post to 5K for me.

Make it memorable!

 

[Snapdragon]

That's a synopsis of the past 4,999 posts.

 

[Birds Away]

That's a synopsis of the past 4,999 posts.

You forgot one;

 

[Snapdragon]

and I had two popcorns.

 

[Birds Away]

Never enough popcorn.

 

[Birds Away]

...and where's your dancing banana? I think you need another 5,000 posts to get this right.

 

[Snapdragon]

I don't do bananas.

OK, that sounds bad.

 

[Birds Away]

I don't do bananas.

OK, that sounds bad.

Good to know.

Sig line worthy.

 

[Snapdragon]

Talking about bananas brought back a high school lunch time memory of suggestively eating a banana popsicle in an attempt to impress a certain guy. We did go out a couple of times, but I think he's gay now. Actually, I think he was gay then, but high school is a difficult time for that kind of thing.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Its hot in Cancun!! How's everyone doing?

 

[Birds Away]

Hey, SD1. Was wondering if they had wi-fi in Mexican prisons.

 

[Birds Away]

How's everything going? Did you bring enough sunscreen for all the midget strippers?

 

[Snapdragon]

Saved from an awkward conversation by SD1.

 

[Birds Away]

I'll get back to it.

 

[Birds Away]

Bueller?

 

[Birds Away]

MIDGET STRIPPER ONE THIS IS EAGLE CONTROL, HOW COPY OVER

 

[Snapdragon]

He must have been doing a Mexican drive-by.

 

[Birds Away]

Looks like we lost him. We did, however, confirm it is hot in Cancun.