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I would love to see the after the storm picture.
Hot dog too small?
"I'm hopeful we'll be able to kick a lot of home runs in our upcoming matches," Campbell said following the game. "We have several really good quarterbacks who are capable of leading this squad both on and off the court, so even though we lost tonight, we'll just keep encouraging everyone to keep swinging the bats and try to drain some three-pointers our next time on the field."
"The juice boxes were a nice touch," said Seattle center Matty Beniers.
At publishing time, a spokesperson for the Seattle Kraken said the team's efforts to hire a female Zamboni driver had been put on hold after the last candidate somehow found a way to run over a curb on the ice.
Maybe she likes her buns toasted.