Hatin Since 87
Bacon Hater
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George here was reported to be acting erratically and drove a vehicle into a pole in the store parking lot, according to local police. AL.com later reported that boots on the ground said he then brushed himself off, got naked, ran into the Bass Pro Shop and jumped into the aquarium.
Seems plausible.
He apparently jumped into the water tank twice — once before the officers got there and then right after they arrived just for good measure. To end the night, George then jumped head-first into the concrete floor below, which ultimately knocked him out.
Naked and wet on the floor, a bystander then covered him with a blanket and he was loaded into the police car. When George woke up, he was booked into the St. Clair County Jail.
Records show he’s currently charged with public lewdness, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, assault on a police officer, two counts of first-degree criminal mischief and two counts of reckless endangerment.
What a night.