You just need to have Covid more often and self quarantine. Its been working for my assistant...I got away in February 2012 . . . and then when I had Covid in January 2022, so twice in 10 years. Born to die in place, I'm good.
showed this to a guy at work that is a star wars fan, and hr told me that Yoda IS his last name. his first name is Minch.
OK - now that is impressive!