The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 14th Edition: Ketchup Farts, Dog Sneezes and Misspelled Tattoos

[Alamo]

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This is Texas winter exactly

 

[Alamo]

I only get work and army dreams.

Had a weird dream a while back that I was reporting to the new assignment in Florida and I couldn’t find my flight cap.

I was never stationed in Florida and I’ve been retired since 2006. No idea what that was about.

 

[Alamo]

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Abomination!

 

[Lpherr]

 

[HoughMade]

 

[Benp]

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What could go wrong? in not sure of the scale here, but I trust that is a 10mm socket that is about to get lost.

 

[actaeon277]

What could go wrong? in not sure of the scale here, but I trust that is a 10mm socket that is about to get lost.

Losing a 10mm...
That never happens..

 

[foszoe]

Losing a 10mm...
That never happens..

Left my 10mm sitting on a toilet paper holder at the rest area just the other day

 

[Frosty]

Losing a 10mm...
That never happens..

I have 7 10mm sockets in my possession right now. They are in my gun safe! Don’t worry, the guns are in the garage…

 

[Jerry downey]

 

[Jerry downey]

 

[ditcherman]

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No, you’re thinking of “reincarnation”.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Happy End of War on Terror. It's been a good one for everyone . . . excepting . . .

 

[nonobaddog]

No, you’re thinking of “reincarnation”.

A long time ago some sports commentator was interviewing one of the athletes on World's Strongest Man and he asked him "How long would it take for me to get as strong as you?"
The guy didn't hesitate at all and said "Three generations".

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[Lpherr]

 

[Lpherr]

 

[Wolfhound]