Aww Jenny! You were so cute in High School!
Oh wait, no, I was kidding. Put that down. Don't do it! PLEEAASSEE!!!
(Lets just pretend not to notice the white panty liner peeking out. )
For those of you who weren't aware, Savage Eagle was also in my dance class.
Wasn't he just precious?
Bottle of sunscreen SPF 30: $5.00
Skimpy leopard print bikini: $90.00
Big matching hat: $45.00
Your picture on the internet with your tampon string hanging out: Priceless
That's where you ask yourself...did she check herself in the mirror before she went out to the beach, thinking...man, this thong biniki really makes my arse look great! She's got the potential for the Alicia Silversone pouty face going on there...but I could have done without the bungy cord hanging out.
I am Director of Unholy Sacrifices for a prominent pagan bloodcult. Since our traditional sacrifical practices have been banned in 189 countries and the moon, we are now allowed only to use animal carcasses purchased on the internet. Let me warn you, Baal-Hammon will NOT be appeased by this offering. The Dark One will only accept sacrifices of mammals larger than a badger. If he is displeased, he will, depending on his mood, incinerate you, disembowel you, or turn you into an American. I hope this review helps, because I incurred his wrath and now live in Virginia.
While I'm sure the rabbit tastes fine, I have to wonder... why does the part where Amazon shows what people who bought this item also bought display four enema devices and one teeny tiny thong?
Hilarious, this one about the rabbit.
For those of you who weren't aware, Savage Eagle was also in my dance class.
Wasn't he just precious?