The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 9

[Dead Duck]

 

[DCR]

Ketchup? I don't see any Ketchup.

Anecdote from several years back --
Wife to Pilot Husband: How come you can find Cleveland in the dark, but you can't find mustard in the refrigerator?
Husband: They don't move Cleveland.

 

[Dead Duck]

https://historydaily.org/42-unbelievable-retro-photos/5

 

[shootersix]

https://historydaily.org/42-unbelievable-retro-photos/5

reminds me of the old joke, a guy is sitting outside in a lawn chair drinking a beer and his wife is pushing the lawnmower cutting the grass in the 95 degree weather, his neighbor yells from across the street "bob, you ought to be hung for making her cut the grass!", his wife shuts off the lawnmower and says "he is!"

 

[Wolfhound]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

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[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[patience0830]

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[patience0830]

We had a guy in basic drop one. 300# 8' tall drill picked this 180# kid up and slammed him down outside the wall and jumped over on him. He was excited when he stood up

 

[jamil]

I’d still have a go at it. Chances are you could roll over to an even 40 before rolling that last zero over. And even if you did, it’s way more important to have the dollar amount even than the gallons.

 

[SmileDocHill]

 

[Huzrjim]

Reminds me of an incident on my last sea tour onboard the USS Jason (AR 8) in the early 90's. We were practicing throwing MK3 concussion grenades, designed for anti-swimmer/diver use, off the fantail. One young sailor only managed to get it a couple feet over the safety rail. It exploded very close to the hull and the shock actually jarred loose a firemain pipe connection, causing some minor flooding in one of the engineering spaces. The CO was not amused!

 

[Dead Duck]

Reminds me of an incident on my last sea tour onboard the USS Jason (AR 8) in the early 90's. We were practicing throwing MK3 concussion grenades, designed for anti-swimmer/diver use, off the fantail. One young sailor only managed to get it a couple feet over the safety rail. It exploded very close to the hull and the shock actually jarred loose a firemain pipe connection, causing some minor flooding in one of the engineering spaces. The CO was not amused!

Wow!
Is Keelhauling still a thing?

There's always a deck to be swabbed and a head to be cleaned.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

What is the real Karen up to?

 

[rkwhyte2]

 

[HoughMade]