Well dang... I guess 20k isn't a big deal.
Where are the insects/snakes/non-furry-cuddly animals? What's with this speciesist crap?
I was driving down the road when this message popped up on the screen in my car. I thought it might be important, so I glanced down to read it. I couldn't help but think it was like a gag from Candid Camera or something, so I stopped to take a photo of it...
Congratulations to the person who found the most threatening way to phrase this appeal
My dad made one very similar back in the 80's. My sister did something that really made him mad. He went down to his workshop and created this masterpiece, complete with leather wrapped handle. The holes were 1 inch wide. He sanded it down, laquered it in clear and hung it on the basement door.
It was never used but thought of often.
Unfortunately that paddle could land you in some **** nowadays if someone found out you so much as threatened your kid with it.
I preferred getting spanked -- when it was over, all was good. The punishments I hated were the drawn out ones because the guilt persisted.
Ah the ole' days when you had to work to find something better than the Sears catalog.
Cinemax Scramble vision. I remember it well. "Oooh, I see a boob. Or maybe it's a cantelope."
My mom used to get the Fredricks of Hollywood catalogue. I don't want to think about what she bought to get on that mailing list, but I sure did enjoy when one of these came to the mail box.
One of the things you don't want to think of as a kid, is that your parents are normal people.
I can guarantee that my 4 kids know their parents are normal people. Actual comments from my kids...
-Ewwww, I just saw tongue.
-Dad, did you just grab moms boob?
-We heard you last night. Could you please keep it down?
Ya, my kids are already scarred for life.