The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[HoughMade]

I guess another way is if there were any worms in the apples!

Egg in the crust...

 

[jamil]

Well, I can think of plenty of ways an Apple pie may not be Vegan- for instance, was butter used in the crust?

....yes, that means the whole vegan thing is stupid, but there it is.

I think there are industry standards for what they can say is "vegan". There is vegan "butter" BTW. Of course not real butter, but I guess it works. I've had some vegan apple pie before and it wasn't bad at all. Seems like a lot more work though.

 

[ghuns]

Egg in the crust...

Don't forget lard. Pie crust that's not made with lard ain't fit to eat.

 

[2A_Tom]

The crust is tofu.

 

[jamil]

The crust is tofu.

No, it's made with margarine.

 

[HoughMade]

I think there are industry standards for what they can say is "vegan". There is vegan "butter" BTW. Of course not real butter, but I guess it works. I've had some vegan apple pie before and it wasn't bad at all. Seems like a lot more work though.

They can make up new definitions for words, but if it didn't start as cream, it ain't butter.

 

[jamil]

Don't forget lard. Pie crust that's not made with lard ain't fit to eat.

Butter is better. Lard pie crusts aren't all that much better than shortening. Crusts made with real butter in the hands of a true expert have a better flavor, and just the right amount of flaky goodness.

 

[BugI02]

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[jamil]

They can make up new definitions for words, but if it didn't start as cream, it ain't butter.

Agreed. But like I said, the pie wasn't bad. I'd say the filling and whatnot was as good as any. The crust however, which makes the pie, was inferior to a good crust made with butter.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[ghuns]

^^^^Truth^^^^

My last burden will graduate from BSU in 2 weeks.

 

[HoughMade]

^^^^Truth^^^^

My last burden will graduate from BSU in 2 weeks.

Congrats!

 

[ghuns]

Congrats!

Thanks.

And he even has...



A JOB!!!

But it gets better...

It's WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI!!!

Don't get me wrong, I love my kids. But you get used to them being away. Then when they come back, it totally disrupts things. My wife was skeptical of my exuberance at the prospect of being empty nesters. But when both kids were home over Thanksgiving, she looked at me during a particularly testy conversation between our two kids and slowly nodded. No words were needed. We have attained that level of communication over 24 years of marriage. That, and she can't bring herself to say outloud, you were right.

 

[patience0830]

Egg in the crust...

No egg in pie crust. Anathema.

Flour, cold lard and ice water.

 

[Leadeye]

Both of my sons came to visit over Thanksgiving, always glad to see them. Both in their 30s debt free and well employed, it makes me proud.

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[Jerchap2]

For all you grammar lovers: