The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[2A_Tom]

My computer was lagging and I got to watch that in slow motion there were actually two large flares out of the mouth of the bottle and then the total explosion.

 

[rhino]

"Why don't you out those digits to good use and make me a sammich?"

Or, "Take a hike, Sunshine. I'll call you when I decide to care what you think."

His thinking is pretty screwed up too if he thinks he's a member of the master race. Masterbatory race, perhaps. I'm sympathetic to her view of his views but I don't think any hearts and minds are changing in that picture..

Is he expressing a view, or is he a US Civil War re-enactor? Still nerdy, but if so, probably not the kind of political statement on his part that is assumed due to the presence of the flag.

 

[patience0830]

Keep your powder dry.

And capped.....

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Uh yup. Bet that stung.

 

[Ericpwp]

As stated upthread, he has an AR. Unless he is in a Terminator vs the Union reenactment. He was cast as Arnold.

 

[patience0830]

Is he expressing a view, or is he a US Civil War re-enactor? Still nerdy, but if so, probably not the kind of political statement on his part that is assumed due to the presence of the flag.

I may be making too broad an assumption, Rhino. It has happened.

 

[rob63]

 

[actaeon277]

I suspect you had it in your first five words. Everything after that is probably interchangeable.

Months ago, a "know it all" at work was in my shop, while we were on break, trying to cool off in the a/c.
The "know it all" tells me, "..... it doesn't matter. You know they know where EVERY submarine in the world is, all the time."

The shop goes quiet as everyone waits for me.

I ask how they know where every sub is.

He informs me.... subs are now NUCLEAR, so they can pinpoint the radiation.


One guy almost fell out of his chair laughing so hard that this guy was trying to school a nuke submariner about nuke subs.

 

[jbombelli]

Okay smart guy, so how DO they know where every sub is then?













Lol.

 

[actaeon277]

Simple.
Subs
Are
In
The
Water

 

[spencer rifle]

Months ago, a "know it all" at work was in my shop, while we were on break, trying to cool off in the a/c.
The "know it all" tells me, "..... it doesn't matter. You know they know where EVERY submarine in the world is, all the time."

The shop goes quiet as everyone waits for me.

I ask how they know where every sub is.

He informs me.... subs are now NUCLEAR, so they can pinpoint the radiation.


One guy almost fell out of his chair laughing so hard that this guy was trying to school a nuke submariner about nuke subs.

Did he pronounce it "nuculer?"

 

[sht4brnz]

 

[rhino]

Months ago, a "know it all" at work was in my shop, while we were on break, trying to cool off in the a/c.
The "know it all" tells me, "..... it doesn't matter. You know they know where EVERY submarine in the world is, all the time."

The shop goes quiet as everyone waits for me.

I ask how they know where every sub is.

He informs me.... subs are now NUCLEAR, so they can pinpoint the radiation.


One guy almost fell out of his chair laughing so hard that this guy was trying to school a nuke submariner about nuke subs.

Well, on Star Trek, they can always determine the "energy signature" with their scanners. That must be how "they" know where all the subs are.

Okay smart guy, so how DO they know where every sub is then?













Lol.

What you did there? I saw it.

 

[Spear Dane]

 

[Bucky623]

 

[Dockem]

Pretzel Oven???

 

[Dockem]

 

[Bill of Rights]

View attachment 58589

That is too much of everything of which there can be too much.


In that picture, I see bread, tomato, cheese, bacon, lettuce, and wood.

Bread and lettuce are both slang for money, as is "cheddar"
Tomato is an old reference to an attractive woman
Wood..... is a reference I will leave vague.

Given the above:
One can never have too much money, too much bacon, a woman who is "too attractive" (that's debatable, actually) or too much wood.

So in sum, yes. That picture has too much....negative space. All else is as it should be. I suggest filling the negative space with more of those things.

Start with bacon.

Blessings,
Bill

 

[Spear Dane]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

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