The CZickness XXI...Finally of legal age

[88E30M50]

I have an idea. It’s like a dog, but has an attitude and says meow.

Chew toy?

 

[Hoosier45]

$300? Are you insane? I've never paid less than $399.

I knew the dealership guys were giving me a deal. They must like me.

 

[Hoosier45]

That’s been a part of the reason we are still without a dog right now.

I offered to quit my job and stay home. My wife did not see the merit of my plan.

 

[88E30M50]

Ive seen my cat whoop a dogs ass

The lady across the street used to have a pair of border terriers that would make a mess out of the feral cat population. The messier results would result in a plea for me to pick up the disassembled remains as she could not do it.

 

[Trigger Time]

The last time i went to buy tires on the wifes car I caught the guy lying to me about the price and what the warranty was. I asked the other guy about it and he realized he just got his coworker caught and tried to sneak away. I told the first guy to give me my keys back and all of a sudden THEN he wanted to discuss it and fix his "mistake"/lie. I had to ask for my keys back twice before on the last time i was going to go over that counter and get them myself. I think he could tell on the last request that i was done talking to him. I didn't make any threats but i had to raise my voice the last time and say now while looking him in the eyes and subconsciously telling him i wanted to skull **** him.

Went down the road and bought the best tires they had. My goal wasnt to be a cheap ass. Just dont lie to me. At that point it doesnt matter to me if you fix it or not. If you intentionally lie we arent doing business. If you made a mistake, i can forgive that. I make honest mistakes too.

 

[mcapo]

I offered to quit my job and stay home. My wife did not see the merit of my plan.

I told my wife that I'd work the first 30 years and she could work the second 30 years.

Hmm...we are coming up on that number...will have to remind her of this...

 

[Areoflyer09]

I scored the summer tires for Abarth when the manager quoted me an out the door price and forgot to include the installation. He honored his price and the repeat business for Buick. Sadly didn’t get that same deal again.

 

[mcapo]

What to go for?

Redhead
Satin Nickel Compact
Phantom
Bill
#6
#2
Ghost
Masada

Like a kid in a candy store.

I've been near a couple of those. My answer would to Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, and one more for good measure.

 

[Trigger Time]

I've been near a couple of those. My answer would to Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, and one more for good measure.

Sounds like when i use my shampoo.

 

[Areoflyer09]

What to go for?

Redhead
Satin Nickel Compact
Phantom
Bill
#6
#2
Ghost
Masada

Like a kid in a candy store.

I don’t know most of these by name, but I know I have seen Redhead. That one is gorgeous.

 

[Hoosier45]

Sounds like when i use my shampoo.

Thanks for going with the PG response on that one...

 

[Hoosier45]

What to go for?

Redhead
Satin Nickel Compact
Phantom
Bill
#6
#2
Ghost
Masada

Like a kid in a candy store.

There is one on this list I have not had the pleasure of shooting.

 

[Birds Away]

There is one on this list I have not had the pleasure of shooting.

Bill is the softest shooting fotay you will ever experience. It is basically the Redhead in fotay.

 

[Hoosier45]

Bill is the softest shooting fotay you will ever experience. It is basically the Redhead in fotay.

Sounds amazing.

 

[Trigger Time]

Thanks for going with the PG response on that one...

its daylight

 

[Birds Away]

Sounds amazing.

Ask 88.

 

[Birds Away]

Feel free to reach out.

You're a long way away and that is too much to ask. But I do appreciate it.

 

[Birds Away]

I don’t know most of these by name, but I know I have seen Redhead. That one is gorgeous.

Thank you, sir. I have mixed emotions about how that one came out. If I do ever get it back it might go in for a refinish in midnight blue.

 

[Hoosier45]

Thank you, sir. I have mixed emotions about how that one came out. If I do ever get it back it might go in for a refinish in midnight blue.

Then it would be the blue head?

 

[Birds Away]

Then it would be the blue head?

I'm going to follow TT's lead and not post the adult version of the response to this.