Random Ponderings

[danielosborn1994]

Why is it when you buy a knife (cheap work knife) you have to have another knife just to open the one you bought

 

[r3126]

I have been on INGO for 14+ years and this is the funniest thread I have ever read!

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

You know why transformers hum don’t you?



They don’t know the words.

Eh, that’s more a dad joke but for those that have wondered that, now they know.

 

[Cameramonkey]

How did I used to poop without a cell phone to scroll on?

We all had the ingredients of the air freshener memorized

 

[danielosborn1994]

How did I used to poop without a cell phone to scroll on?

When you build a new house and put an outlet right beside the toilet just for that very reason

 

[hooky]

How did I used to poop without a cell phone to scroll on?

If you're like me, in a lot less time.

 

[danielosborn1994]

If you're like me, in a lot less time.

If your on the clock you have to take as much time as you can before going back to work

 

[Irondad]

Why does everything taste the same when burnt?

 

[Lpherr]

Have you ever listened to someone speak, and wonder who ties their shoes?

 

[MRockwell]

If you cut up the Hotdogs and put them in a pot of Beans ( Beans & Weinies) - you do not need Hotdog buns

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[Lpherr]

Are you the same person you were ten years ago?

 

[Lpherr]

What must be true in order for us to say that something exists or does not exist?

 

[radar8756]

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

There are several variations - with a pre-made option

 

[jamil]

Ever notice that with so much information now at the tips of our fingers, people are dumber than ever?

Garbage in, garbage out.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Garbage in, garbage out.

That and proof that knowledge is not wisdom.

 

[jamil]

What must be true in order for us to say that something exists or does not exist?

Us.

Before “us” can say anything, there needs to be an “us” to say it.

 

[Lpherr]

Does education improve people? If so, why do we seem to make the same mistakes repeatedly?

 

[Lpherr]

If you were lost in the wilderness for weeks and starving, with no animal or plant source to be found, could you eat another human being? What if the only people around were your friends or family members?
And are you willing to commit murder, to avoid starving?

 

[1nderbeard]

Why do I turn the radio down when looking for an address

You need to turn off your hearing sense so you can turn on your vision louder. When you diminish one sense the other become more acute.
I'm not a scientist but that's my theory.

 

[Doug]

Does education improve people? If so, why do we seem to make the same mistakes repeatedly?

Education is generally good, but many are educated beyond their intelligence.