Political funny pictures thread, part V *** If I don't laugh, I'll cry***

[IndyBeerman]

With the brainpower they have at their disposal they shouldn't be allowed to operate silverware.

Actually I'm surprised there's enough brain power between the two of them to allow one of them to breath.

 

[Vigilant]

The old school definitions for the lower IQ ranges were...
70-80 borderline deficient
50-69 moron
20-49 imbecile
below 20 idiot

So calling him a moron is giving him quite a bit of credit.


incidentally the new scale goes...
50-69 mild intellectual disability
35-49 moderate " "
20-34 severe " "
below 20 profound " "

Does that make 70-80 AOC?

 

[nonobaddog]

Does that make 70-80 AOC?

Maybe in her most lucid moments.

 

[2A_Tom]

 

[actaeon277]

Think about this.
AOC is not a big woman.
The "teen" on the right, is 17. Yet she must have been underfed. She looks like the size of a 12 year old.
But then, that probably helps when people are "poo-pooing" her ideas, and saying "she's just a kid".

 

[nonobaddog]

[video=youtube;aJnPseMneDU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJnPseMneDU[/video]

 

[actaeon277]

[video]https://twitter.com/i/status/1176903864194236417[/video]

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The sky is falling! The sky is falling...in 12 years! Looks like politics are no longer off limits for children thanks to Greta. Wish someone would’ve made that clear a few months back. Comedy is much better than scare tactics and fear-mongering anyway.

 

[nonobaddog]

I wanted to post the video, first post didn't work so I fixed it.

 

[actaeon277]

Go after Greta... Oh no, they're going after children.
Go after mini-aoc... Threaten her, she can't say that stuff.
Go after Sandman... Look at that smirk, let's ruin his life.

 

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[AtTheMurph]

Nope. Here's the real reason why they didn't have more kids


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Why is Hillary holding Webster Hubble?

 

[Liberty Sanders]

How odd the correlation of how all of us were raised with a similar parental ethos turned out to be responsible adults...

Once back in the days of yore during my "on the road" days I was called to one of our high end downtown department stores to pick up a shoplifter. The store's policy with juveniles was to give them one freebie. We would take the kid to the station, call a parent to pick them up, and release them with the admonition that they were barred from the store.

Mom showed up to pick up her daughter. The girl was 14, about the size of a linebacker, and dwarfed her mother. Mom listened politely and respectfully to my explanation of the situation and assured me I would never again encounter her daughter under such circumstances. She then reached into her purse, pulled out a big leather belt, and began to beat that girl like a left-handed stepchild.

The girl began screaming and running from one end of the lobby to the other with Mom in hot pursuit. Mom would corner her and blister her ass until she'd break free and the chase would be on again. My fellow officers and civilian employees heard the commotion and soon the long counter in our station's lobby had us all lined up like crows on a fence.

Note: Not once did it occur to any of the spectators to interfere. The law enforcement community of my day had not yet been infected with the insidious disease of political correctness. The girl had an ass-whipping coming and Mom was delivering same with our full approval. Today of course, some badge-wearing SJW would have arrested Mom and the whole thing would have been on YouTube.

The girl made it to the front door and the last we saw the two of them were headed to the projects with Mom still on her tail.

 

[indiucky]

Why is Hillary holding Webster Hubble?

Because he's the father of her daughter???

 

[BobDaniels]

Once back in the days of yore during my "on the road" days I was called to one of our high end downtown department stores to pick up a shoplifter. The store's policy with juveniles was to give them one freebie. We would take the kid to the station, call a parent to pick them up, and release them with the admonition that they were barred from the store.

Mom showed up to pick up her daughter. The girl was 14, about the size of a linebacker, and dwarfed her mother. Mom listened politely and respectfully to my explanation of the situation and assured me I would never again encounter her daughter under such circumstances. She then reached into her purse, pulled out a big leather belt, and began to beat that girl like a left-handed stepchild.

The girl began screaming and running from one end of the lobby to the other with Mom in hot pursuit. Mom would corner her and blister her ass until she'd break free and the chase would be on again. My fellow officers and civilian employees heard the commotion and soon the long counter in our station's lobby had us all lined up like crows on a fence.

Note: Not once did it occur to any of the spectators to interfere. The law enforcement community of my day had not yet been infected with the insidious disease of political correctness. The girl had an ass-whipping coming and Mom was delivering same with our full approval. Today of course, some badge-wearing SJW would have arrested Mom and the whole thing would have been on YouTube.

The girl made it to the front door and the last we saw the two of them were headed to the projects with Mom still on her tail.

This reminds me of the time I blocked mom from knocking me upside the head. I wished I had let her knock me upside the head after dad go home...

 

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[Liberty Sanders]

 

[indiucky]

 

[Liberty Sanders]

 

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Yes. Not only did I notice that, but I noticed the hysterical overprotection of the Ukraine "whistleblower" identity when previous anti-Trump whistleblowers were discredited after their identity was revealed.