So Fauxcahontas isn't quite as faux as we thought. Whodathunkit?. I like The Donald but since he volunteered to donate $1,000,000 to charity if she'd take a DNA test, I think he ought to pony up. She's still about 135# of unadulterated liberal socialist and would prolly eat childrens, eyeballs first if it meant she'd get the power of the presidency.