Sad: Olympics Official Unable To Get Female Boxing Medal Over Giant Adam's Apple
PARIS — In an unfortunate turn of events, the Olympic referee officiating in Women's Boxing was incapable of fitting the female boxing medal over the medalist's giant Adam's apple.
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"It was really embarrassing," recalled Jim Fischer, who has been an official at the last four Olympics games. "The darn ribbon just wouldn't stretch over the two-inch bump on the medalist's throat. I kept shoving and shoving and it just wouldn't go. It was so awkward. I ended up just giving the medalist one of those ‘bro hugs' instead. They just don't make women like they used to."