geronimojoe85
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- Nov 16, 2009
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I'm working from 11a to 10:30p tonight (which will turn into 11p depending on who I'm closing the shop with) so if y'all need any autoparts feel free to stop in
Go to NAPA down the street if you want the pretty girls.
Heresy!
AAP have more girls too but then they have a 1/4 of the business we do. For some reason most of the [STRIKE]mouth breathing idiots[/STRIKE]customers that come into my store want to deal with a guy not a girl.
One guy actually said to one of the girls at my store: "Can I talk to a man, please?"
I laughed (on the inside).
Good thing I don't work there. Depending on my mood, all the men would be "busy" or he'd be escorted out of the store. By my foot.
You got a cute looking girl co-worker? Otherwise y on earth would we want to go c u?
Napalm: DON'T tell Jedi if you hire any pretty girls. He'll be out back in the bushes with his "get home bag" in no time flat.
Hey, "What's in your GHB?"
Well ironically, it's full of GHB, thanks for asking. Have a sip from my canteen. No, not this one, the one I nudged closer to you a moment ago while you fearully eyeballed my rope, shovel and body bag aka one man tent.
She's like 12 ya perv. At least she looks like she's 12. Maybe I'm just oldBut Napalm if she looks like this
I'm there in a heart beat!!!
looks 12 to me... Wasnt there candy in that bag also?
....... Must remain clam... Must remain calm.....
Must wait just a few more days.....
oh so... oh so hard....
dont' worry i have a suprise 4 u.
It was the 1st "safe" pic that google images return guys.
I guess only tunrandshoot4 understood the concept of "women type".