NWI INGO General Post part 16

[actaeon277]

Spend that hour like any good steelworker, by trying to drop a deuce.

Believe me.. I'm trying.
Though so far, it seems impossible.
Probably call the GI doc on Monday.

 

[tv1217]

Been there. Have you tried milk of magnesia, by chance? TMI but I had a turd the size of my forearm impacted up there once and that ****(lol) came out like a cannonball. Of course I was then a fountain for about two hours.

 

[jedi]

Why... why.... why does jedi read this thread.

In other news, jedi is 50% done wrapping xmass gift. Dont think jedi will have enough wrapping paper.

 

[tv1217]

 

[Snapdragon]

Maybe try fleet enemas or magnesium citrate? If that **** doesn't work, something is seriously wrong.

 

[tv1217]

We keep this up, we're gonna give poor little Jedi a heart attack.

 

[jedi]

If that s....h.... dont work.
Well we are talking about s.h.... you know.

 

[actaeon277]

Been there. Have you tried milk of magnesia, by chance? TMI but I had a turd the size of my forearm impacted up there once and that ****(lol) came out like a cannonball. Of course I was then a fountain for about two hours.

The doc is having me do the milk of magnesia thing for a week, to see if I can break it loose.
And, I'm only eating like a can of broth a day. So that sucks. Anything more, and I puke it all over.

 

[jedi]

Portage man doing 142mph on 80/94

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/1...as-drunk-as-he-drove-down-i-80-94-at-142-mph/

WOW!!! How did he find enough free road to do that?
Where were all the idiot slow left lane drivers that jedi always has to deal with.

And to boot he was drunk while doing this.
How he managed to to kill himself or cause an accident is wow.

 

[tv1217]

Depends on what time of day probably not that difficult in an Audi, though.

 

[Snapdragon]

What the hell?

 

[churchmouse]

What the hell?

Yeah. It is supposed to be almost 5:00 AM. My body clock says so.

 

[jedi]

The what the hell she is referring to is that the post above hers is using a ton of <spacebar> space.

On the phone you have to swipe down for what seems like forever to get past that post. The sooner we get to the next page the better.

A few lines of <spacebar> are ok. But that many is just uncool and annoying.

 

[churchmouse]

The what the hell she is referring to is that the post above hers is using a ton of <spacebar> space.

On the phone you have to swipe down for what seems like forever to get past that post. The sooner we get to the next page the better.

A few lines of <spacebar> are ok. But that many is just uncool and annoying.

Well yeah but hey man it was all about me at the moment I posted.

 

[churchmouse]

Fixed it for you.

 

[jedi]

Thanks
All quite in chiraqi and the roads where empty.
Nice sign by IL yransportation.
It said

Spend an extra hour in jail this weekend if you drink and drive.

 

[mmpsteve]

Thanks
All quite in chiraqi and the roads where empty.
Nice sign by IL yransportation.
It said

Spend an extra hour in jail this weekend if you drink and drive.

Pink Man, you ever get a day off?
p.s. good morning!

.

 

[2A_Tom]

 

[Ballstater98]

Back from the IS 2 day carbine class. A good kind of sore is settling in.

 

[repeter1977]

Good morning all. Hope everyone had a great weekend. Still haven't won the lottery yet.