The crockpot screams psycho…
Fava beans and Chianti?Save the tasty bits…
what color van followed you home?Dont forget the rope, quicklime duct tape and black trashbags. LOL
I once bought almost everything to bury a body all at once without realizing it. That was awkward.
lol. I discovered cooking ribs the that thing and can’t help myselfThe crockpot screams psycho…
Nothing says loving dad like threatening to rape your daughter's date.My buddy met his daughters boyfriend and just told him." Anything you do to my daughter ill do to you and its nothing I aint done to the weakling in prison" .
Don't know Cavman, but that's the boomer version of a copypasta. It's been around for a long time.Nothing says loving dad like threatening to rape your daughter's date.
Y'all are weird.
My uncle was married 7 times, longer to the last one than the first 6 combined. When I ask him why he said, "because she can shoot better than me."my girls told me that they won’t marry a guy that can’t out shoot them…… they maybe lonely!
Ooh I like this. Over the top, yet subtle.My buddy met his daughters boyfriend and just told him." Anything you do to my daughter ill do to you and its nothing I aint done to the weakling in prison" .