This post is definitely NOT Vegan.Wait wait wait wait....
Do you have undeniable, verifiable conclusive evidence that there are no unicorns?
Since they are so rare, why would CM parade them out and about and risk a armed kidnapping by a group of five year old girls who had just pilfered every open carrying firearm owner in the great lakes region. So they may rain hell down upon us with pixie dust, cotton candy and hello kitty attire.
Some things are just not meant to be shown in public.