Yeah that is a valid point, however, I mean more of the whole college experience. Living on campus, taking a full course load, drinking until you have alcohol poisoning and panty-raids.
Tom, I think you may have touched on a really good idea. Let me me 'splain what I have in mind:
Coach is working on his master's right now. You clearly need to go to college so you can steal some panties and drink half a beer. I've recently realized that I'm not going anywhere in my current occupation unless and until I have a PhD or equivalent. I'm sure we know at least a few other guys in similar positions who are not complete douche bags.
Let's all go to school together. We can form our own fraternity, even if it's not officially recognized or sanctioned by the school.
It could be like a combination of "Animal House,""Old School," and "Revenge of the Nerds," all rolled into one only we'd have guns. And even though we'd be a pack o' creepy old guys, we have the advantage of the "if I knew then what I know now" going for us.
It could work!