what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground BEEF lmao
OK then, what do you call a cow who had an abortion?
Decaffeinated!
Butt it's funny.I think we're heading up the wrong road here.
That's how I potty trained my son. I asked him if he wanted dirty pee pants like his Grandpa or pee outside like your Daddy. I then showed him the joy that comes with responsible urination off the front porch while all the world basks in your glory. He chose wisely, and the days of diapers were over.
If it's a cow, call it Eileen.and a cow/bull/steer whose left legs are shorter than its right legs is called.....
lean beef.
We need new jokes.
We need new jokes.
Rhino went a whole day without cutting himself.
A priest, a rabbi, and an INGO regular walk into a bar . . .
If it's a cow, call it Eileen.
Women are like Bacon
They taste really good
They smell Awesome
And they will slowly kill you
Yes but it's a wonderful journey.