How about a sodium joke?
Na.
You know that if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
You know that if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
A rope walks into a bar and has a seat. The bartender comes over and asks him to leave because they don't serve ropes.
So the rope heads outside, ties himself to himself, and shreads the top of his head. He then walks back into the bar and sits down again. The bartender walks over and says "Ain't you that rope I just threw out of here a few minutes ago?"
The rope says "Nope. I am a frayed knot."
A guy heads over to a swanky night club to meet some friends. He forgot his neck tie and they wouldn't let him in. So he heads back to his car to see what he could find. The only thing that would work was a set of jumper cables.
He ties a perfect windsor knot and heads back in. The bouncer looks at his new "tie" and gives him the go ahead to head in. But he looks at him and says " Don't start anything!!!"
For the record, the title of this page is JOKE OF THE DAY. Not FUNNY JOKE OF THE DAY.
Hannah-Barbara ordered the demolition of all of the Barney characters
from the Flintstones sitting in the warehouse.
All that was left was a huge pile of rubble