ThrottleJockey
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A pig walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash. He asks the bartender "do you serve pigs here?" Bartender reluctantly says" yep, sure do". Pig then says "do you serve alligators here?" to which the bartender again reluctantly replies "yep, sure do". Pig says"okay, ill have a beer for myself and a pig for my alligator"!