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[MCgrease08]

 

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[mike4sigs]

Missing dollar riddle - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

dont bring this up around an accountant and or a math loving Junior in high school !
They will take the fun out of it

 

[actaeon277]

The coffee shop had a sign that said "No WiFi, pretend it's 1984."
So, I paid a quarter for my coffee and lit a cigarette...

 

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[Nazgul]

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My life goal after a Nun at Catholic school called me incorrigible in the first grade. Had to look it up in the dictionary, have been living up to it for over 60 years since...

Don

 

[Creedmoor]

My life goal after a Nun at Catholic school called me incorrigible in the first grade. Had to look it up in the dictionary, have been living up to it for over 60 years since...

Don

That's the name of my sailboat.

 

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[JCSR]

I took my sister to drop off her party dress at the dry cleaners.
As we were leaving the lady behind the counter said, "Come again"
My sister quickly answered, "No just toothpaste this time

 

[Mongo59]

A penguin eating an ice cream cone takes his car to the walrus to have it checked.

The walrus, after looking at the car, says, "I am sorry to tell you it looks like you blew a seal."

To where the penguin says, "no, no, just eating ice cream..."

 

[AndreusMaximus]

Actual headline I saw pop up on my computer today:

"Humans have 'large, negative impact on wildlife,' researchers find..."

I wonder how much money they had to spend to figure that out. It's right up there with this classic study:

 

[actaeon277]

 

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[smokingman]

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage at the Yankee Stadium in front of a giant crowd. The Pope leans towards Hilary and says, "Do you know with one wave of my hand I can make this entire crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Hillary said, " I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!" So, the Pope backhanded her off the stage. The crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness through out the land.

 

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