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A man walks into a bar with an alligator. The bartender says "Hey get that thing out of here". The man replies, "No it's cool, he's a trained alligator, watch this." He takes a beer bottle and smashes the gator in the head. The alligator opens his mouth really wide. Everyone is in amazement.
The man then unzips his pants, and sticks his manstick in the gators mouth. He then smashes the gator in the head again with the bottle. The gator snaps his mouth closed, touching the skin, but not breaking it on the mans member. The crowd is speechless.
As the man stands there proud of his trick, he smashes the gator in the head one last time. The gator opens his mouth wide again. The man pulls his member out of the gators mouth and re-zips his pants. The crowd is stunned.
Then the man asks if there is anyone else in the room that wants to try it.
One woman in the back yells "I'll do it, if you promise not to hit me in the head."
The man then unzips his pants, and sticks his manstick in the gators mouth. He then smashes the gator in the head again with the bottle. The gator snaps his mouth closed, touching the skin, but not breaking it on the mans member. The crowd is speechless.
As the man stands there proud of his trick, he smashes the gator in the head one last time. The gator opens his mouth wide again. The man pulls his member out of the gators mouth and re-zips his pants. The crowd is stunned.
Then the man asks if there is anyone else in the room that wants to try it.
One woman in the back yells "I'll do it, if you promise not to hit me in the head."