FTFYFrom one of my guys in our Toronto office:
God was working on the final piece of the world and he said to his angels, “This is Canada, and it’s going to be amazing. It will have diverse animals, fish, and plants. I’m also giving it oil, diamonds, and gold. It will also have sunny beaches, sparkling lakes, awe-inspiring waterfalls, lush forests, vast plains, and majestic mountains.”
One of the angels asked, “God, aren’t you giving Canadians too much?”
“Don’t worry, I have a plan,” said God with a smile on his face, “Wait till you see what kind of leaders I’m giving them.”