[FONT=georgia,times new roman,times,serif]A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $5000 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have five of my finest ladies and a four-course meal."
The trucker replies:
"Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."[/FONT]
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $5000 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have five of my finest ladies and a four-course meal."
The trucker replies:
"Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."[/FONT]