and then gpia was "infracted".
Why? I just see a young lady trying to make a tall, thin vase!
Must be making contact with one of my horns... It flickers when that happens. I'll readjust.Your halo is flickering.
Well. Something funny needed to be said. And I ain’t judging. But it would seem unintentionally revealing to ignore the obvious thing going on in the picture just to go after that particular funny. But again, I ain’t judging. I mean, like, ain’t nothing wrong with it per se. Just saying.I thought that was a funny gif of a guy taking a picture of his balls.
The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought the master, Captain John Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo's position was latitude 0 degrees x 31 minutes north and longitude 179 degrees x 30 minutes west.The date was 30 December 1899. Know what this means? First Mate Payton broke in, we're only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line.Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime. He called his navigators to the bridge to check and double check the ships position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed. The calm weather and clear night worked in his favour. At midnight the Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line!The consequences of this bizarre position were many. The forward part of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere and the middle of summer. The stern was in the Northern Hemisphere and in the middle of winter. The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899. Forward it was 1 January 1900.This ship was therefore not only in two different days, two different months, two different seasons and two different years but in two different centuries-all at the same time.
You are so kicking my ass!An American man, and his constantly nagging wife were on vacation in Israel when she suddenly got sick, and died.
He was told that being a Christian, he could have her buried right there in the holy land for $150. The alternative was to have her shipped back home to the States at a cost of $5,000 for burial at home. He informed them that he would have her shipped home. Confused, they asked him why spend so much, and that many Christians would love a burial in the holy land.
He replied, "You see, a long time ago, a man was killed over here, and buried. Three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."