I NEED HELP! A STATE TROOPER STOLE MY WALLET AND ARRESTED ME!

[Sylvain]

Hey I'm not saying he's there. But I do have Cherry Pie playing in my head right now

You're not saying he's there but you are saying you're not saying he's there.Which is very suspicious.

 

[RedneckReject]

You're not saying he's there but you are saying you're not saying he's there.Which is very suspicious.

I'm a woman. Everything I say is suspicious

 

[printcraft]

I'm a woman. Everything I say is suspicious

 

[92ThoStro]

Since he is a wanted fugitive and we already know his name and address, I think Frank should go get him.

 

[chezuki]

looks like the OP no-showed in court and now there's a warrant issued for his arrest. Please note, I removed his name and replaced it with xxxxxxx, xxxxx since the mods took his personal info out of the thread. But I remembered his name. Rest assured this is the guy.

Alright boys, INGO has a fugitive...

What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every OC thread, Yeager thread, cop-bashing thread, 2a thread, glock love thread, 1911 love thread and simultaneous duplicate threads on the same silly topic in that area!!

 

[92ThoStro]

I forwarded this thread to Mr. Freeman, OP gots nowhere to hide. He got the Smitty Bacall gang, he will get the OP

 

[printcraft]

Last known photo of the OP.

His attorney is probably pissed his client did not appear.

 

[Scutter01]

His attorney is probably pissed his client did not appear.

Given that he spilled his guts in post #1, and then continued to do so even after being thoroughly advised against it, I'm willing to bet that he does not have an attorney and decided that if he ignored the case it would go away.

 

[printcraft]

Given that he spilled his guts in post #1, and then continued to do so even after being thoroughly advised against it, I'm willing to bet that he does not have an attorney and decided that if he ignored the case it would go away.

EDIT: Might have read that wrong, those could be state's atty.

 

[Scutter01]

EDIT: Might have read that wrong, those could be state's atty.

Either way, I bet we don't hear from him for awhile.

 

[Miketodd]

Ok I'm back in. This just got exciting again. It shows his last activity was one hour ago so looks like he is lurking somewhere...

Since we were accused of getting the pitchforks and the torches earlier, I think we should reassemble. Now I feel it is my civic duty to form a lynch mob...

 

[printcraft]

Ok I'm back in. This just got exciting again. It shows his last activity was one hour ago so looks like he is lurking somewhere...

Mexico?

 

[jbombelli]

Mexico?

That's where I'd be after this fiasco of a thread.

 

[jkfletcher]

 

[Scutter01]

Mexico?

I LOVE internet and tacos!

 

[printcraft]

Someone else needs to light the torches this time.

 

[printcraft]

dang double tap

 

[Scutter01]

Someone else needs to light the torches this time.

It's 2013. Who still uses torches? Can't we just bring flashlights?

 

[CQB]

The National Enquirer is reporting that Wallet has entered the witness protection program and undergone a gender reassignment procedure.

Artist's rendering of Wallet's makeover

 

[churchmouse]

I'm a woman. Everything I say is suspicious

At last....truth spoken........................