Your client is ready...
The pontoon comes out of storage next Friday and will be in its dock till November. If any of the ladies in the above post would like to come north and try some fresh water fishing I am available. I am not the best looking captain out there but I do have a good personality. See you on the water.
Most of the fish are not real, just fakes. Hate to be a downer here. They couldn't bite on hooks if you had one.
It says it in the title?Fish?
Ummmm....you sure about that?
Tell her the tuna killed millions of little fishes to get that big and you are defending the weak and unable...