The irony of this whole thing is that I do have a female doctor. It's just that the specialist I went to is a man and he surprised me with the exam. Then as he's digging around in there he says to me, "I should have had Michelle (my doctor) do this since her fingers are smaller." No **** Sherlock..... no ****....
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Had my first prostate exam!
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henktermaat
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- Jan 3, 2009
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Ehh? what are you talking about (or do I even want to know)?
I'm going to be 40 in a few years, I'll be signing up for the colonoscopy...
henktermaat
Master
- Jan 3, 2009
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He's talking about the laxative that you have to take the night before the procedure to clean you out!
Happy to say, I have no experience with that stuff
Max Volume
Master
Happy to say, I have no experience with that stuff
Be glad. If you want to experience it go to the local Walgreens and ask for "Fleet" then go home and use according to directions. The minute you get 15 feet from the terlet you'll need to run back and continue this for a couple hours or so. After that you'll have a new understanding when someone says yer full of $&!*.
Joe Williams
Shooter
- Jun 26, 2008
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This thread is STILL going?
Mental note: To capture full and complete attention of INGO members, simply mention anal-probing and/or boobies.
Ya know, I could help but notice that the little dude getting probed doesn't seem to mind that much.
Just got my colonoscopy done this morning, get er done man. They found a couple of polyps and snipped them out. I won't know for a few days if they are cancerous or not. The worst part is drinking that crap the day before the test. No problem at all with the proceedure cause they give you some "happy juice" first. I woke up 20 minutes later and it was done. No pain or discomfort. Do it for your wife and kids...
Joe Williams
Shooter
- Jun 26, 2008
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Don't know about no pain or discomfort. I woke up with a world class case of the farts. Apparently they blow air into you like a balloon. I was still goofy enough as Cathy and I were walking out to laugh hysterically as I let loose with boomers that registered on the richter scale.
Of course, I did the same thing at Sportsmans Warehouse Saturday night, so maybe it wasn't the happy juice that made me giggle. It's just that without the happy juice I had the presence of mind to say, loudly, "HOLY CRAP, CATHY!!"
Joe Williams
Shooter
- Jun 26, 2008
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Less painful? Don't know about that. What happens if your date is a proctologist who likes to bring her work home?
