indiucky
Grandmaster
You need to get with the doomsturbation plan, man.
He is that way with me every time I text him for a bigfoot, dogman, or lizard person update...I get back some lame a$$ text like...
"Dude for the fiftieth f-ng time I checked with my buddy's at DNR and there are no new bigfoot, UFO or dogmen reports...okay...fine...I'll check again tomorrow...how tf was I supposed to know it's a full moon tonight??? OMG dude you're worse than that Night Stalker guy from the 70s man...yeah I know he had a cool hat..."