Drug/Prostition House -- Help!

[MCgrease08]

Drugs and hookers you say? Well, I think I need to confirm this first hand. Post the address all I can go...uh..investigate.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

I'm a mind reader!

Umm, yeah. When I worked in a southern city one of the Sgts on my district was encouraged to retire after it was discovered he was torching drug houses.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Dude, put up a sign offering all officers free soda/coffee/donuts/snacks... Once they all become regulars in your neighborhood, Im pretty sure those that do not enjoy the presence of a lot of law enforcement, will find their way OUT of the neighborhood.

Oh, and throw in car washes... Officers LOVE clean cars!

How about I wash my own car whilst eating donuts, all while wearing a Speedo?

 

[Trigger Time]

It's gonna take a lot of mind bleach to get rid of that picture.

 

[RedneckReject]

How about I wash my own car whilst eating donuts, all while wearing a Speedo?

Oh now that is just vile and wrong. No one likes soggy donuts.

 

[Trigger Time]

Op I'd contact VitaminK and see if he will drive up to te drug house realy fast in his hummv and see if people start jumping out of windows. LOL
Frank in a speedo would probably have the same effect.

 

[TB1999]

Dude, put up a sign offering all officers free soda/coffee/donuts/snacks... Once they all become regulars in your neighborhood, Im pretty sure those that do not enjoy the presence of a lot of law enforcement, will find their way OUT of the neighborhood.

Oh, and throw in car washes... Officers LOVE clean cars!

I thought about spraypainting a big "DRUGS -------->" pointing to their door.

I will most likely confront the owner next time I see him. He owns multiple houses on my block, all of which are slums.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Oh now that is just vile and wrong. No one likes soggy donuts.

I am a professional.

 

[Trigger Time]

I thought about spraypainting a big "DRUGS -------->" pointing to their door.

I will most likely confront the owner next time I see him. He owns multiple houses on my block, all of which are slums.

LOL! Spray it one the street

 

[TB1999]

They should start selling combos. They could call them "Crak Paks".

Buy two crak paks, get syphallis free!

 

[RedneckReject]

Buy two crak paks, get syphallis free!

You could probably get that just from buying one

 

[ruger1800]

Are you sure it's drugs and prostitution, maybe your jealous of the stud that lives their, all the women cuming and going.

 

[Fenway]

How about I wash my own car whilst eating donuts, all while wearing a Speedo?

 

[sepe]

Sounds like a cookout is in order. I'll drive my squad and park it right in front of their house.

And I'll park my 1979 Pinto wagon in front of their house too. Don't arrest me when I go in our come out. I'm just doing recon.

 

[churchmouse]

And I'll park my 1979 Pinto wagon in front of their house too. Don't arrest me when I go in our come out. I'm just doing recon.

Pics...recon worthless with out pics.

 

[churchmouse]

How about I wash my own car whilst eating donuts, all while wearing a Speedo?

 

[chocktaw2]

We paid the $2700, and brought in an excavator, and a tri-axle dump truck. Problem solved within 12 hrs.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Pics...recon worthless with out pics.

I'm betting those Miley Cyrus pics in the twerking thread will look good in comparison.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

And I'll park my 1979 Pinto wagon in front of their house too. Don't arrest me when I go in our come out. I'm just doing recon.

I can wash it too. Besides, theres nowhere to carry cuffs in a Speedo.

 

[TB1999]

Pics...recon worthless with out pics.

no lie