Cops outside my house, guns drawn.

[Bunnykid68]

Copied from FB
BREAKING: Dispatch confirms shots have been fired at an EPD officer after he responded to a call about a man walking in the 1800 block of Monroe Avenue with a gun. Once on scene the Officer says he was shot at but not hit. Washington Avenue by Washington Middle School has been shut down. You are asked to stay clear of the area and if you live there do not open your door for anyone other than police. Eyewitness News has a crew on scene.

That is less than one block from my home

 

[hopper68]

BREAKING: Shots Fired At EPD; Officer Not Injured

 

[remauto1187]

Run out into your front yard in your underwear and yell to the coppers that you believe you can pee farther than they can! Then moon them! No video needed, the news will confirm it for us.

 

[printcraft]

Lock your doors.

 

[sepe]

Get some bottle rockets and a video camera. Start recording and black out the house. Start popping off bottle rockets. Have someone upload the resulting video.

Thanks in advance.

 

[hopper68]

That is less than one block from my home

Joe Biden wants to know if you have a double barrell shotgun?

 

[Bunnykid68]

Lock your doors.

SO, you are saying I shouldnt have open the big garage door, turned the lights on and grabbed a beer?

 

[Bunnykid68]

Joe Biden wants to know if you have a double barrell shotgun?

Right in front of me, 12G 3" 00

 

[Bunnykid68]

For those of you on FB https://www.facebook.com/eyewitnessnewslocal?hc_location=timeline

 

[Trigger Time]

Get some bottle rockets and a video camera. Start recording and black out the house. Start popping off bottle rockets. Have someone upload the resulting video.

Thanks in advance.

LOL!

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Give them any wallets you may have

 

[Hawkeye]

Right in front of me, 12G 3" 00

Well, go ahead. Cut loose with both barrels. That'll flush the MWAG out of your shrubs and into the loving arms of EPD' finest. Or so Joe sez...

 

[Bunnykid68]

Waiting for my oldest son to get home now. Not liking this one bit

 

[CathyInBlue]

SO, you are saying I shouldnt have open the big garage door, turned the lights on and grabbed a beer?

Only if you are sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of an otherwise empty garage in your boxer shorts with a long gun laying across your lap.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

Someone calll frosty and tell him to take a lesson from Sylvain and Surrender.

 

[hopper68]

Waiting for my oldest son to get home now. Not liking this one bit

Hope he makes it home ok. Does he have a cellphone you could call?

 

[Bunnykid68]

Only if you are sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of an otherwise empty garage in your boxer shorts with a long gun laying across your lap.

Sitting on my lawn mower

 

[Bunnykid68]

Hope he makes it home ok. Does he have a cellphone you could call?

Yes, he is on the way, just patiently waiting.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

You should go ask one of the cops if he was the fat A## you saw get his butt kicked on COPS

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

You should go ask one of the cops if he was the fat A## you saw get his butt kicked on COPS

Stay classy.