These were my favorites and it's a hard job to pick just one. Thanks to everyone for all the funny captions.
Dear Penthouse I never thought this would happen to me but.....woodwalker
Lets hear her complain about my my premature ejaculation now.Phil502
The instructions said not to hold it in my hand! Suprtek
I knew I should have called the doctor after four hours. Noland
Don't worry dear, the ad says this home vasectomy kit is guaranteed to work. Mr. Habib
After their seventh child, Bob decided to take matters into his own hands.jsharmon7
SO THE WINNER IS.......................................................
Dear Penthouse I never thought this would happen to me but.....woodwalker